Props, Pound it! The Universal Point System

I’ve decided once and for all to put true definition behind the world of imaginary Point Systems. For those of you who may be confused, you know you do it too. Whenever your friend makes a good joke or does something insanely cool, you offer him points. “Props dude, that was good, you got me.” “Alright dude ill give you points for that.” “Sweet dude, pound it.” You all know that everyone of you have heard someone say this or you yourselves have said one of these things, so don’t even try to deny it.

Now that were on the same page, I realized that some people may have different points for different things, so I will take the initiative and create “The Universal Point System.”

• Point – one point (Duh)
• Points – three points (just because)
• Fist pound -two points
• High-Five – five points (Thats another Duh)
• Double High-Five – (Don’t do this, it makes you look stupid, and its a mockery to the point system)
• Prop – five points (Who the hell gives one prop?!? If someone gives you one prop, kill them they are a freaking duschebag)
• Props – ten points
• Props + fist pound – fifteen points

Now that the point system is established, I thought I’d lay down some rules or situations where these various actions can be used and when they shouldn’t be used.

1. Yo Momma Jokes – NO!!! Stop it. While I admit they are good every once and a while, they do not recieve any of these actions. A simple, “You got me” will suffice.
2. Pulling off a Super Smash on all of your opponents at once. Props are allowed. If everyone dies, Props + fist pound is permitted. (If you don’t know what this is. Than I pity you. Google or Youtube Smash Brothers Brawl and worship it in all its glory).
3. Jokes that leave them speechless are entitled to Points possibly Props depending on how long the victim is left speechless.
4. Do Not give out Props and Props + fist pound out for every little thing. They should be used discretely. Props + fist pound is what all should strive for. A Golden Trophy if you will.

These are just general rules for you all to follow. More will follow in the following weeks when I have more time.

cout<< “T. Evans”

P.S. – Please don’t actually kill anyone. I don’t want anyone’s death on my head. Thank you.